Anyone who has been out a few times must have heard Assassin’s “Boring Gyal” song. I have never listened to the words in entirety but the constant repetition by Assassin emphasizing that he doesn’t want a ‘boring gyal’ hits close to home and made me reminisce.
Now, how many of you guys or girls out there have ever been with a someone you think was boring? Don’t know what I mean? Ok, have you ever been with a girl/guy who much rather the experience lying on their her back and if you lucky (guys) she throws her legs in the air like the then ‘Twin Towers’? No matter how rhythmic and fantastic you throw the "thang" on them the most you get out of them is a small wine every now and then, an experience like this would surely make your ‘boy’ (if your a guy) go back to sleep. In a bid to keep the boy from falling asleep you close your eyes and picture a naked Nicole Sheridan or another hot porn star you saw when you last feast your eyes on your favourite collection of porn videos.
I am guilty of this (back in the day), I have closed my eyes and picture past sexual experiences just to get through this one without ‘failing’. Any level-headed human being knows that no matter what, once you go dead and ‘fail’ you will never hear it is the woman’s fault for not turning you on or keeping you interested. No sir, you are gonna hear from a friend of the girl’s cousin’s sister that you ‘couldn’t handle the ride.’
In all honesty and fairness, you women need to realize that besides the tightness and ‘glamity’ of the nookie you need to have moves, wines, and my favourite term, the ‘bruck buddy tactic’ to carry out a good job and same for the guys - length and girth alone won't do (you have to posses some form of winery), . Some girls have the ‘platinum plush’ but don’t know how to use it, don’t know how to ‘quint it’ (like I hear them selectors say).
The onus is on both persons, (or three, depending on what floats your boat) to make the encounter a great one. The woman needs to get the man hard and keep him hard just as much as the man needs to get her wet and keep her wet leading up to the climaxing earth-shattering experience forcing the end of a memorable sexual feat.
So girls and guys, next time you go telling how much the manor woman didn’t perform please look back and see if you did your part in making it happen. Mind you, you will never hear that you were a ‘BORING GYAL or BWOY’
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Ryan, u need a talk show...
Bwoy dat sound like wholke hepa a work......i hate sex gosh. Why can't men just do all the work.
Bwoy mi did haffi comment pon da one yah. U give good advice to the ladies Ryan but how about some advice for the men. Some men just want to know that they have an erection and thats it; meaning they don't care if the woman is in the mood or not they kiss u for a few minutes and think thats enough to get u wet so they "force it in" with all the friction cuz God forbid he should try foreplay for more than two minutes, then he bumps and grinds for another 10 minutes, never even think about changing positions,climaxes, lays on top of u for 15 minutes till he is half asleep and drooling on your breasts then you have to nudge him to get him off of you and retreat to the bathroom to finish the job yourself. Now I am in no way implying that women need 1 hr or 2 hrs, however there are some brothas out there who don't know how to please a woman whether for 30 mins or 1 hr (or 2 hrs - flashback)Guys try a little foreplay kiss her neck, nibble her ears,"nibble di breasts",kiss her stomach her back, don't be afraid to finger your lady , play with her clit turn her on damnit let her know how much you want her. Trust when your lady starts squirming cause she wants you so bad you will want her even more. Guys pace yourself.Change positions a few times, if you feel like cumming change positions to delay it a little or don't be afraid to pull out and "pat da pu$$y" a little, rub her clit while you working it this stimulates her even more and you'll ensure that she also climaxes with you, don't be afraid to talk to girl during love making let her know how you feel inside her, how much you want her, tell her what you like. LADIES
please tap gwaan like unuh shy inna bed a suh some a unuh lose unuh man. Every man want a Lady in the streets and bitch in the bed meaning fling it up pon di bwoy, if him boring tek charge tell him weh u waan , ask him weh him like , fling it up , tun it roun flip it upside down mek him head spin mek him toes curl mek him knees buckle MEK HIM AFFI CUM BACK. Try my silly suggestions ladies and gentlemen. I'm out.
Boy I have never read a more balanced article. It is not very often I meet a man that share the same sexual views that I do. Sex is one of God's greatest gift to mankind. I cannot understand why some people when utilizing this gift do so with such triviality. It should be a mutual thing, women you must fling it up on yuh man go into the different positions even if it is killing you; unless ofcourse you intend to share him. Men do not make fun to 'sen awn' and do so with much tenderness.
anonymous/taylor2nd:
You are so right. The things you might do in the bedroom with one person may be totally different from the things you'll let yourself do with another person. There are some women who are bold and wild with just about everybody, and often those types have been around the block more than a few times. For other women, there'll be a number of questions going through her mind during the act. If you're a new lover she might not be sure how far she should go or how wild she should get if she's not quite comfortable with you yet (or if you have given her reason to feel uncomfortable in bed).
EVERYBODY'S got that inner freak. Except the truly "boring" among us, and those people are hopeless cases anyway.
Ms Kimkym, u need u own bob baby cus yah gwan
Ry dat soun like u get two new topic; foreplay and bed freaks. d ppl said it all already so mi nu need fi seh no more
P.S. Relinquish, I kno this aint "date-a-Mate" but a really think we shud have a lil chat ok
if she gonna start and finish with great head.. then i'ld probably do all the work.. other wise me nuh know..
on the real however. Women that kind of more conservative in their sexual interactions just haven't met that guy that they can be open with.. of if they've met the person they haven't achieved a perfectly open and comfortable communication channel. cause ere body got that inner freak.. ere body.. them just ashamed of them selfs more time.. So I'm sure if is someone she comfortable with or if u make the girl comfortable enough.. you feel like u in a f$ckin porn movie. with the stuff she gonna do kid
misskimkym to da werl!!! lol...sounds like a lil' sex 101, carry on kids.
Me again. Just clearing something up. Ladies this advice is for you and YOUR man not OTHER PPL man nor JOE GRIND cuz in any case you should be screwing only one man. And if you are having sex with him then the actions i mentioned "fling it up pon di bwoy, if him boring tek charge tell him weh u waan , ask him weh him like , fling it up , tun it roun flip it upside down mek him head spin mek him toes curl mek him knees buckle MEK HIM AFFI CUM BACK" should not put you in a state of discomfort as you would have built a bond with him before giving him the nookie even though you may not know all of his likes and dislikes...u caan just give it up right away. But most certainly you would have talked about it in your "Getting to know each other/bonding segment of your courtship". Then once you decide to give it up don't be afraid to try some of the things. Enjoy the rest of your day guys.
Well i just have one thing to say anonymous....im a go cheat whether u fling it up pon im or not (that's just the way it is...men are WEAKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
WORD missKimKym, WORD!!!!! I'm here so busy at work but u sum it up for all....
but on a real, sometimes we men don't feel to do all that work...we wnna jus lay back and watch unu work, whats wrong with that??
Actually
I dont mind the borings ones that dont move (or moan) unless you pinch dem.
Ryan we both know that the best pums you ever get (di one from St. Mary weh move like di dead princess) she nuh move at all and di pum pum glummy so till.
Its more about how i like her, so if she boring mi will train her.
Cuz if she 2 well trained den u kno she very experience. (ewwww dna stains)
How do i know? lol. jus cool man
and another thing.
most women hope that your blessed with the 'dick game' and dont expect that they can guide you and tell/show you how to please dem.
No 2 girls are that similiar so u may like it like a wife and we sending it like a slut. Or u may like it like a slut and we sending it like a wife.
How about showing us how to please you. instead of taking off your panties and 'hope' we wander into the right path.
same way we position unno, unno suppose 2 can talk di tings dem. cuz most men (according 2 kriq) honestly think that moanings means u like it.
Ha haa haaa. Reall good advice. Ur my blog hero
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