Whats your new years resolution??

whats popping ppl? i know I've been away for a while, but I've been busy busy with work and all..now I'm back like i left something. Alas, another year has passed now it's time to make our new years resolutions, which really I don't see why ppl make the, because by mid January it's back to the old you and you've completely forgotten what you had set out to do (not knocking anyone in particular). So yea...what's your new year resolution for the 2008??

It takes two (or more..lol) to tango!

Anyone who has been out a few times must have heard Assassin’s “Boring Gyal” song. I have never listened to the words in entirety but the constant repetition by Assassin emphasizing that he doesn’t want a ‘boring gyal’ hits close to home and made me reminisce.

Now, how many of you guys or girls out there have ever been with a someone you think was boring? Don’t know what I mean? Ok, have you ever been with a girl/guy who much rather the experience lying on their her back and if you lucky (guys) she throws her legs in the air like the then ‘Twin Towers’? No matter how rhythmic and fantastic you throw the "thang" on them the most you get out of them is a small wine every now and then, an experience like this would surely make your ‘boy’ (if your a guy) go back to sleep. In a bid to keep the boy from falling asleep you close your eyes and picture a naked Nicole Sheridan or another hot porn star you saw when you last feast your eyes on your favourite collection of porn videos.

I am guilty of this (back in the day), I have closed my eyes and picture past sexual experiences just to get through this one without ‘failing’. Any level-headed human being knows that no matter what, once you go dead and ‘fail’ you will never hear it is the woman’s fault for not turning you on or keeping you interested. No sir, you are gonna hear from a friend of the girl’s cousin’s sister that you ‘couldn’t handle the ride.’

In all honesty and fairness, you women need to realize that besides the tightness and ‘glamity’ of the nookie you need to have moves, wines, and my favourite term, the ‘bruck buddy tactic’ to carry out a good job and same for the guys - length and girth alone won't do (you have to posses some form of winery), . Some girls have the ‘platinum plush’ but don’t know how to use it, don’t know how to ‘quint it’ (like I hear them selectors say).

The onus is on both persons, (or three, depending on what floats your boat) to make the encounter a great one. The woman needs to get the man hard and keep him hard just as much as the man needs to get her wet and keep her wet leading up to the climaxing earth-shattering experience forcing the end of a memorable sexual feat.

So girls and guys, next time you go telling how much the manor woman didn’t perform please look back and see if you did your part in making it happen. Mind you, you will never hear that you were a ‘BORING GYAL or BWOY’

Does SIZE really matter? (and be honest ladies)

I know women always talking bout size this and size that, some will say...it's not the size of the boat - ocean/motion crap, while other will tell you flat on you face..."nuh waan nuh short short man".

So this blog is intended to clear up and get a general view of what the ladies think...ladies...would be be less attracted to a man you've been dating for months, when you find out he's not packing? and also...is that a requirement of yours, a well sized man? and finally, if you had to get it too BIG or too little...which would you take?

Would you forgive your cheating lover??

Yes..the food item we all love to eat...but hate to get BUN!!!

Yea..so would you forgive your man/woman if he/she cheated? I mean i know all of us gnna jump and say "Hell No" but on a real give it some thought, put yourself in that situation...would you? would you be willing to give up all you've worked to build on one mistake? after all , what makes us human is out ability to make mistakes.

So what is BUN really?, some of my coworkers and I were talking about this topic earlier today, and we came to the conclusion that BUN isn't just a woman/man having sex with a person of the opposite sex - it's doing something that if your partner found out you did with another person, would make them mad or upset - so even sneaking off to the movies with a next man/woman is BUN....going to parties with a next man/woman is BUN.....sneaking around lying about your whereabouts and do-a-bouts to your partner is BUN...so would you take him/her back? give him/her a next chance??

What do women really want??

Let me start the post by bigging up Ms. cutie (ma mother), one of the few good women left in the world...lol...yea i said it!! and in the word D'Angel ---- AN'SO!!!

With that said....back to ma topic, what do women really want? do they want companionship? a man who can provide them with material things? a quick fix? or do they just want not to be lonely, my guess is..women want different things at different stages of their lives.

Women, although very strong are also very impressionable, i think a girl can have a perfectly good relationship until one of her likkle "fly batty" frenz role in with some "good advice", which they never choose to administer until you and your girl is on bad terms, the result....trials and crosses.

But sometimes they dont even have to wait until you and your girl on the rocks, they'll come around showing off their "loot" which they have obtain from the collection of boyfriends, trying to temp your girl and fellas if your girl is weak...trust me, they will stray even for a second and i know the girls reading this blog are like.."a wah kinda girls ryan sean him a meet"...lol...but trust me ladies, like a good man who don't cheat - these girls do exist!

But on the other hand, you have the good girls, who won't cheat on their men, never ever ever never...can't say i have met such a girl personally but i hear they are around somewhere, but back to the topic.....what do women really want, i think a women like all human being can never be satisfied with what they posses now, they more they get is the more they want - they have and insatiable appetite to get as much as they can while they can.

Now fellas, knowing this bit of info. fret not yourself wondering what a woman wants or needs, or if you can ever provide her with total satisfaction, because truth be told WE CAN'T, my take is to give her your best, give her your entirety, women might seem very complex, which yea..at times they are, but it's the simplest of things which they treasure.....attention, honest, love and if you can afford it..a 1okarat diamond encrusted ring...lol...lol..but on a real, simple things means alot to "some" women and notice I said some.

Most women just want to feel secure, protected and loved...once u can provide any of these attributes, then your only worry will be that nagging and pestering "fly batty" friend.

I wanna hear from the ladies!!! wat do ya'll want!!

NB: Ryan Sean didn't mean to offend any of the "fly batty" friends, and if any of ya'llreading this post - I just want to say - GET YOUR OWN MAN and leave ppl and dem man alone...lol

The "silly season" is upon us!!

YAY!! it's here again, Christmas time again! this is the season when all who did single a look smaddy and all who have smaddy waaan single...lol...hate it or love it it's Christmas time! The time for family gatherings, PARTYING, shopping and putting on back those pounds you've shed trying to get the "summer" body. It's also a time for accidents, robberies, and such likes, so in this season be very careful where you walk, and if u can shop in groups do so, also use up the plastic - the less cash you have on your person the better. I myself will be trying to touch as many parties as the pocket allows, but I'm pleading to all ma fellows Jamaicans be careful, cuz Mr. Mark Shields cudda put 10 police to 1 civilian, there's still gonna be some mishaps this season, so just be careful and be smart...bless!!

Beenie man - excercise everday but him still not fit.

How one man can suh salt? is like a beenie man and i-maroon a par....lol. But on a real beenie's saltness dates back several years, from crashing the H2 to being accused on killing bogle, then falling in love and marrying his now "estranged" (don't know what dat means, but i keep seeing it in the tabloids) ex-wife D'angel. Then being fined several millions for tax-evasion i dunno is like bogle duppy haunt him for real. But with all the adversity he's facing beenie is still fighting the fight and is still rated by many Jamaicans, which was proved when him closed "jamboree" this pass sunday...beenie done the place!!. Well now he's in the Jamaican Star saying, there's and ice box where his heart used to be, where he's vows never to get married again. I think beenie should just find a nice humble girl and groom her inna d ting, cuz these "in the spotlight" relationships seldom works out - but love him or hate him Beenie Man is here to stay!! more life Mr. Moses!!

Just who is Ryan Sean??

hail, well some of you might know me (or think you do) and some of you might not, so this is for those who don't know ryan sean. Well for starters i'm a graduate of the University of Technology, Jamaica - where I have a BSc. in Info. Tech., i'm currently employed to The Gleaner Co. where i do web design. I like the same things that normal 23 y-o like...parties, cars and having fun. I was born in St. Mary (country bwoy) where i spent most of ma early childhood, i'm the last (and the most handsome - so I've heard) of 6 brothers and 1 sister.

I'm also known to most people as a "huslta" well i beg to differ, i just like to offer good and services that i think people might want (for a fee of course) in other words - IF YOU WANT IT, I CAN GET IT!!, but don't get it twisted I'm not a lover of money like most people would think i am, money is just my motivator :). thats it's for now..i guess as time progresses you'll get to know who i am just a bit more...links!!

POP goes my blogging cherry!!

wadup world!! well i've thought about blogging for quite sometime now, but just got the time to do so welcome to my little blogspot called "rylenol". Well i was planning to start tonight but i'm a bit tired now and i really can't think if anything except ma bed or getting up the morning to board the slave ship...so i'll speak to you in the morning...peace!