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Valentines Schmalenties

2008-02-12T09:18:00.000-05:00

Yes boys and girls it's here again, and unlike Christmas, it's not the most wonderful time of the year for most men. I'm talking about the dreaded day "Valentines Day" which in my opinion, is some conspiracy holiday thought up by women years ago to try a swindled their male counterpart to buy them gifts (like Christmas, birthday and "I fucked up I'm sorry"day was enough time to get them gifts).

Not to bash v.day but in my opinion most of these holidays are not like how they used to be when i was a kid growing up, nowadays people have little or no respect for "sacred" holidays you've got people party on good Friday, holiday Thursday, palm Sunday and all there other days which should be for reflection of Jesus Christ.

I know this time of year is a big deal to couples (girls esp.) but V.day is a day that I could have done without, and I dunno if it's because i'm single or what, but I don't really feel this whole lovey dovey v/day thing. I mean if i had a special person in my life I don't need "a day" to show her how much I care, I would do it all year round - as far as i'm concerned if i'm in love with someone, everyday should be v/day to us. In my opinion I say Valentines Schmalenties!! it's just another day at the office or on the Job...

It's just a damn month!!!

2008-01-31T10:25:00.000-05:00

So this morning while i was having breakfast with my co-workers, and the topic of "which month you born, depicts the type of person you are" came up. I for one don't believe in this nonsense whatsoever i think people are just people regardless of which time of the year there parents decided to "do that damn thang".

However, several fellow female coworkers of mine (who shall remain anonymous) decided to differ,one of them even went on to tell me that Beenie Man and I share the same traits (no, not the gyal clown one..hmm) but the habit of being a "mr. tekki back", due to the fact they beenie and I are born in August...lol...ah bwoy.

She then began to "read me up" telling me what august men are know for (none of which seemed to be good traits). So then I asked her on which month her man was born, she told me December, after which she began to praise all men born in that month, it seem that December men can do no wrong in her eyes.

I think her views were somewhat biased, as the only good man i know born in December is that man from Bethlehem, Jesus Christ.

Another coworker told me that women born in her month (MAY) were "ginals" and could not be trusted, so i guess that can be a warning to all men, if your girl was born in May, then apparently you need to be on guards at all times...lol.

When it all boils down though I can't say buy all this "which sign you rule under" astrology crap, I just think people are people and it's matter not when they are born, personalities differ, case in point, two of my brothers Andrew and David both born in July one on the 21st the next on the 27th and they are NIGHT and DAY literally, so yeh..i dont buy that crap!!

At one point in my life I was told September people are the best, now it's December, but as far as I'm concerned there's no month like august...which is SUMMER TIME!!

So what if dem a f*ck?

2008-01-30T10:42:00.000-05:00

wadup...i know ma blogging has somewhat slowed down, but i've been very very busy at work these last days, but anyways, i know now all of you have seen the coveted "D&R" or "UTECH FREAKS" videos. Well if you haven't it's just basically a video of a guy and girl having sex and recording it, i know you might be saying i'm downplaying it, but thats all it is - just too person (who are together - is not nuhbady else man or ooman! which would have made it much worst) having sex...SO WHAT!!

I hear ppl making a big deal out if it, yes it's very embarrassing to both parties that their business have been spread all across the place, but separate and apart from that - i think the two have nothing to worry about. D wasn't engaging in any homosexual behaviour nor was R doing anything out of the ordinary, people have sex all the time....EVEN MS. JAMAICA and of lately more and more young adults are engaging in oral sex, if a woman wants to do it - i don' think it's on any of us as Jamaicans to want to kill her.

If it's not your thing, then it's not, but don't "style" the young lady in any demeaning way or form i just think, there are a lot of more important things going on in the world than to be focused and bashing on D&R, like...
where the fuck is kyno - last i heard he was in slovakia?? lol...and ahm...
what's going on the those 5 men killed in tivoli, feds dem nah get lock up??
why is that B.E.T CEO not supporting OBAMA for the 08' USA elections?
what the deal with cash plus??
and my favorite .... is it okay to break up with a girlfreind b4 valentines day and get back with her a week after?

peace...

The Ex-Factor

2008-01-21T12:39:00.001-05:00

According to the mirriam-webster dictionary ‘ex’ is a preposition meaning out of, free from, one that formerly held a specified position or place; especially : a former spouse. With that out of the way why the hell girls or guys don’t accept the fact that after the relationship done it done, this is why you are an ‘ex’.

I know some of you must have been through the ‘ex-effect’, you know, that one former beau who just won’t leave you alone. Somehow, they just have to try and find a way into your life or business, whether it is talking to your friends and always asking them about you or telling them tales of how you ‘didn’t love or appreciate them’.

Women tend to be more emotional after a break-up and some tend to keep the person somewhere in there body (they say heart but it couldn’t be there) and sometimes cause a lot of trouble especially if you move on with someone else.

With that said, how many of you have ever “ex” perienced this case of the ex (as Mya puts it), where the ex just won’t let go, won’t move on and would do anything that they possibly can to make your life a living hell, they would even go as far as to spread rumors and cause troubles for you and your current mate. I’ve know quite a few persons who have had the trouble, restraining orders, stalking, even phone calls stating “I hope you just enjoyed your KFC lunch” (keeping in mind the person just finished eating his KFC with his friends, with no sign of the ex in sight).

Well, I guess you can’t take it in two fold, either some people just can’t move on or your “uku-bit” was well tight to hold him right. Well I like to think the latter; I like to think that I was so good (not only in bed) that she just couldn’t or can’t get enough. What are you thoughts?

Women-do we need to just look the other way and SHARE? (contributed)

2008-01-10T09:08:00.000-05:00

The issue of cheating men has been around since the beginning of time, but in this modern day and age should women just stop complaining and get with the program? Let me start off b stating some facts. Things I know actual happened or are happening now.

- Girl #1 broke up with the father of her child while she was pregnant because he had another girl, who was also pregnant. And to top it off both baby mamas lata found out that he also had a sweet heart-at the same time! Since then she has established a four year relationship with a married man, father of three and is quite happy with seeing him Tuesdays, Thursdays and every other Saturday. And on some special occasions.

- Girl #2 fell in love with her boss, her 1st love and he was married with five kids. She later had his sixth child, he bought her a house and a car and they have been together for 16 long yrs. She now works with him at his establishment alongside the wife and other kids from the marriage. Ask me how they explain this to ppl. And to make matters worse he lata had his seventh child with a 3rd woman (dunno much about that, the kid is about 3yrs now) but he still got his wife and 1st mistress.

- Girl #3 met her lover at a party who told her up front that he had a 4yr relationship. She had some doubts but the sex convinced her and now she’s meeting the family staying over on weekends and profiling with the guy like is her man.

- Girl #4 found out her man of 4yrs was cheating on her, asked him for how long, he said two months and she said end it please. Just like that!! No arguments no weeping no discussion. Oh and she asked him to never do it again.

Ppl believe me these are a few of the true stories that I know. I am sure others might know of similar circumstances.

Back to the point, are we living in a society where its share or never fuck. Share or never have the warmth of a man cuddled up nxt to you. Share or nvr have the satisfaction that there is a man by your side to comfort you in times of need. Share or nvr get your hair and nails did. Share or nvr drive a Range Rover. I aint saying be a Ho but there are women out there who have had to face the harsh reality that good men are rare and for the lucky ladies who copped them first are you willing to share?

Now this might seem like a very wide topic but what I am trying to say is, women have we settled for cheating men or are we just playing the cards that life dealt us. Cuz fur sure there is but so far that the “Independent woman” and “I got ma girls” bullshit talk can take us in this life.

Could you be my B.U.D.D.Y??

2008-01-08T09:20:00.000-05:00

A friend of mine linked me to a very interesting piece of reading material a few days ago. She was marketing a new idea called Act-Rite® which is really a “drink” for men, and I do think this could very much apply to women, who don’t know how to coordinate themselves when dealing with the oposite sex. She made a list of a few things which would result in a man getting himself a tall glass of “Act-Rite®”.

One in particular which stood out was the issue of Fuck Buddies or FFBs for short, and how to operate in such a situation. What are some of the rules that you apply wen it come to dealing with such a situation? Could you be/Have you ever been a FFB?

Me personally, I have been a FFB back in ma old days, most times I even got upgraded..lol..to be the main squeeze (due to my performance), but that was then....wat are you views?

I don't mind getting aHEAD in life

2008-01-01T17:42:00.000-05:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL - well it's now 2008 and i hope that things go much better for me this year than it did last year.

Well this topic is a very touchy one some people might say, but i've been asked on several occasions to speak about it, it's not a topic I know much about but it's one I welcome with legs...ahm mean.."arms" wide open - yep it's Oral Sex. Some years ago this "act" would be deemed somewhat taboo..but in a society where people are becoming liberal it can be said to be one of the topics on everybodys "lips"...lol...

Anywho oral sex is not something i'm against, while I do not practice it - I do welcome it and it's much appreciated when given. Now, i know some of you ladies might see me as being selfish but i beg to differ, as I state clearly to whosoever that if she plans to "treat" me by doing this act I will not being returning the favor in it's oral form, however, I'll be more than willing have her pleased in other means. Now i know some of you might be very "tight lipped" about this topic but I just wanted to get you general thoughts on the subject matter.

Now if K'riq, baddavid, peggers or EVB has any tips for the ladies please feel free to post them..as i'm sure they will be stating their claims.

My tip is - ladies NO TEETH!!...lol..it's hurts..trust me!

Whats your new years resolution??

2007-12-27T12:25:00.000-05:00

whats popping ppl? i know I've been away for a while, but I've been busy busy with work and all..now I'm back like i left something. Alas, another year has passed now it's time to make our new years resolutions, which really I don't see why ppl make the, because by mid January it's back to the old you and you've completely forgotten what you had set out to do (not knocking anyone in particular). So yea...what's your new year resolution for the 2008??

It takes two (or more..lol) to tango!

2007-12-17T09:39:00.000-05:00

Anyone who has been out a few times must have heard Assassin’s “Boring Gyal” song. I have never listened to the words in entirety but the constant repetition by Assassin emphasizing that he doesn’t want a ‘boring gyal’ hits close to home and made me reminisce.

Now, how many of you guys or girls out there have ever been with a someone you think was boring? Don’t know what I mean? Ok, have you ever been with a girl/guy who much rather the experience lying on their her back and if you lucky (guys) she throws her legs in the air like the then ‘Twin Towers’? No matter how rhythmic and fantastic you throw the "thang" on them the most you get out of them is a small wine every now and then, an experience like this would surely make your ‘boy’ (if your a guy) go back to sleep. In a bid to keep the boy from falling asleep you close your eyes and picture a naked Nicole Sheridan or another hot porn star you saw when you last feast your eyes on your favourite collection of porn videos.

I am guilty of this (back in the day), I have closed my eyes and picture past sexual experiences just to get through this one without ‘failing’. Any level-headed human being knows that no matter what, once you go dead and ‘fail’ you will never hear it is the woman’s fault for not turning you on or keeping you interested. No sir, you are gonna hear from a friend of the girl’s cousin’s sister that you ‘couldn’t handle the ride.’

In all honesty and fairness, you women need to realize that besides the tightness and ‘glamity’ of the nookie you need to have moves, wines, and my favourite term, the ‘bruck buddy tactic’ to carry out a good job and same for the guys - length and girth alone won't do (you have to posses some form of winery), . Some girls have the ‘platinum plush’ but don’t know how to use it, don’t know how to ‘quint it’ (like I hear them selectors say).

The onus is on both persons, (or three, depending on what floats your boat) to make the encounter a great one. The woman needs to get the man hard and keep him hard just as much as the man needs to get her wet and keep her wet leading up to the climaxing earth-shattering experience forcing the end of a memorable sexual feat.

So girls and guys, next time you go telling how much the manor woman didn’t perform please look back and see if you did your part in making it happen. Mind you, you will never hear that you were a ‘BORING GYAL or BWOY’

Does SIZE really matter? (and be honest ladies)

2007-12-13T18:31:00.000-05:00

I know women always talking bout size this and size that, some will say...it's not the size of the boat - ocean/motion crap, while other will tell you flat on you face..."nuh waan nuh short short man".

So this blog is intended to clear up and get a general view of what the ladies think...ladies...would be be less attracted to a man you've been dating for months, when you find out he's not packing? and also...is that a requirement of yours, a well sized man? and finally, if you had to get it too BIG or too little...which would you take?

Would you forgive your cheating lover??

2007-12-11T20:49:00.000-05:00

Yes..the food item we all love to eat...but hate to get BUN!!!

Yea..so would you forgive your man/woman if he/she cheated? I mean i know all of us gnna jump and say "Hell No" but on a real give it some thought, put yourself in that situation...would you? would you be willing to give up all you've worked to build on one mistake? after all , what makes us human is out ability to make mistakes.

So what is BUN really?, some of my coworkers and I were talking about this topic earlier today, and we came to the conclusion that BUN isn't just a woman/man having sex with a person of the opposite sex - it's doing something that if your partner found out you did with another person, would make them mad or upset - so even sneaking off to the movies with a next man/woman is BUN....going to parties with a next man/woman is BUN.....sneaking around lying about your whereabouts and do-a-bouts to your partner is BUN...so would you take him/her back? give him/her a next chance??

What do women really want??

2007-12-07T20:36:00.000-05:00

Let me start the post by bigging up Ms. cutie (ma mother), one of the few good women left in the world...lol...yea i said it!! and in the word D'Angel ---- AN'SO!!!

With that said....back to ma topic, what do women really want? do they want companionship? a man who can provide them with material things? a quick fix? or do they just want not to be lonely, my guess is..women want different things at different stages of their lives.

Women, although very strong are also very impressionable, i think a girl can have a perfectly good relationship until one of her likkle "fly batty" frenz role in with some "good advice", which they never choose to administer until you and your girl is on bad terms, the result....trials and crosses.

But sometimes they dont even have to wait until you and your girl on the rocks, they'll come around showing off their "loot" which they have obtain from the collection of boyfriends, trying to temp your girl and fellas if your girl is weak...trust me, they will stray even for a second and i know the girls reading this blog are like.."a wah kinda girls ryan sean him a meet"...lol...but trust me ladies, like a good man who don't cheat - these girls do exist!

But on the other hand, you have the good girls, who won't cheat on their men, never ever ever never...can't say i have met such a girl personally but i hear they are around somewhere, but back to the topic.....what do women really want, i think a women like all human being can never be satisfied with what they posses now, they more they get is the more they want - they have and insatiable appetite to get as much as they can while they can.

Now fellas, knowing this bit of info. fret not yourself wondering what a woman wants or needs, or if you can ever provide her with total satisfaction, because truth be told WE CAN'T, my take is to give her your best, give her your entirety, women might seem very complex, which yea..at times they are, but it's the simplest of things which they treasure.....attention, honest, love and if you can afford it..a 1okarat diamond encrusted ring...lol...lol..but on a real, simple things means alot to "some" women and notice I said some.

Most women just want to feel secure, protected and loved...once u can provide any of these attributes, then your only worry will be that nagging and pestering "fly batty" friend.

I wanna hear from the ladies!!! wat do ya'll want!!

NB: Ryan Sean didn't mean to offend any of the "fly batty" friends, and if any of ya'llreading this post - I just want to say - GET YOUR OWN MAN and leave ppl and dem man alone...lol

The "silly season" is upon us!!

2007-12-07T10:00:00.001-05:00

YAY!! it's here again, Christmas time again! this is the season when all who did single a look smaddy and all who have smaddy waaan single...lol...hate it or love it it's Christmas time! The time for family gatherings, PARTYING, shopping and putting on back those pounds you've shed trying to get the "summer" body. It's also a time for accidents, robberies, and such likes, so in this season be very careful where you walk, and if u can shop in groups do so, also use up the plastic - the less cash you have on your person the better. I myself will be trying to touch as many parties as the pocket allows, but I'm pleading to all ma fellows Jamaicans be careful, cuz Mr. Mark Shields cudda put 10 police to 1 civilian, there's still gonna be some mishaps this season, so just be careful and be smart...bless!!

Beenie man - excercise everday but him still not fit.

2007-12-07T09:43:00.000-05:00

How one man can suh salt? is like a beenie man and i-maroon a par....lol. But on a real beenie's saltness dates back several years, from crashing the H2 to being accused on killing bogle, then falling in love and marrying his now "estranged" (don't know what dat means, but i keep seeing it in the tabloids) ex-wife D'angel. Then being fined several millions for tax-evasion i dunno is like bogle duppy haunt him for real. But with all the adversity he's facing beenie is still fighting the fight and is still rated by many Jamaicans, which was proved when him closed "jamboree" this pass sunday...beenie done the place!!. Well now he's in the Jamaican Star saying, there's and ice box where his heart used to be, where he's vows never to get married again. I think beenie should just find a nice humble girl and groom her inna d ting, cuz these "in the spotlight" relationships seldom works out - but love him or hate him Beenie Man is here to stay!! more life Mr. Moses!!

Just who is Ryan Sean??

2007-12-06T09:05:00.000-05:00

hail, well some of you might know me (or think you do) and some of you might not, so this is for those who don't know ryan sean. Well for starters i'm a graduate of the University of Technology, Jamaica - where I have a BSc. in Info. Tech., i'm currently employed to The Gleaner Co. where i do web design. I like the same things that normal 23 y-o like...parties, cars and having fun. I was born in St. Mary (country bwoy) where i spent most of ma early childhood, i'm the last (and the most handsome - so I've heard) of 6 brothers and 1 sister.

I'm also known to most people as a "huslta" well i beg to differ, i just like to offer good and services that i think people might want (for a fee of course) in other words - IF YOU WANT IT, I CAN GET IT!!, but don't get it twisted I'm not a lover of money like most people would think i am, money is just my motivator :). thats it's for now..i guess as time progresses you'll get to know who i am just a bit more...links!!

POP goes my blogging cherry!!

2007-12-05T23:46:00.000-05:00

wadup world!! well i've thought about blogging for quite sometime now, but just got the time to do so welcome to my little blogspot called "rylenol". Well i was planning to start tonight but i'm a bit tired now and i really can't think if anything except ma bed or getting up the morning to board the slave ship...so i'll speak to you in the morning...peace!