MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL - well it's now 2008 and i hope that things go much better for me this year than it did last year.
Well this topic is a very touchy one some people might say, but i've been asked on several occasions to speak about it, it's not a topic I know much about but it's one I welcome with legs...ahm mean.."arms" wide open - yep it's Oral Sex. Some years ago this "act" would be deemed somewhat taboo..but in a society where people are becoming liberal it can be said to be one of the topics on everybodys "lips"...lol...
Anywho oral sex is not something i'm against, while I do not practice it - I do welcome it and it's much appreciated when given. Now, i know some of you ladies might see me as being selfish but i beg to differ, as I state clearly to whosoever that if she plans to "treat" me by doing this act I will not being returning the favor in it's oral form, however, I'll be more than willing have her pleased in other means. Now i know some of you might be very "tight lipped" about this topic but I just wanted to get you general thoughts on the subject matter.
Now if K'riq, baddavid, peggers or EVB has any tips for the ladies please feel free to post them..as i'm sure they will be stating their claims.
My tip is - ladies NO TEETH!!...lol..it's hurts..trust me!
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why so many men, stay so and love sey the same ting. and the funny ting is that many of u tht say u dont do it, when alone with us women u mre than willing to do it...... so wen i meet men that say they dont do it, i am very skeptically
Ain't nothing wrong with it...what's wrong is men denying that they do it. It's about 3/4 of Jamaican men that practice oral sex. The other 1/4 wants to, and will be doing it.
As Stephy said, when the men are alone with you it's a total different story....the big chat one dem are usually the biggest freaks.
First lets explore why men (I) dont wanna practice it.
1) The scent of vagina. Ideally this is the biggest turn off. Now ladies Im not saying its a bad scent, but its a scent nevertheless. Some people can find girls with a vagina that smells like a rose garden. But even her garden can wilt on any given day. The small can only be describe as 'uric'.
Yeh, yeh my buddy semi uric too. But give me a lux soap and it will smell luxurios. Give her a lux soap and it will smell like urically luxy.
Next - Penises
Yes, penises. How can I bring myself to put my mouth on something that god knows how many penises have been bussin into. Just the thought makes me wanna gaga. Thats means Im not a second hand bow (likki back) cat but a second hand battyman (back licker). Naah star. Mi watch bere CSI and some thing suffice to say just cant even be dry cleaned out.
Other fluids
Period, cum, discharge, seminal fluid, anal seepage (batty juice), sweat, blood, tears are just a few of the not so digestable fluids that come out of her.
Now you can understand where I am coming from. I dont think men enjoy oral sex, I think they enjoy the fact that the woman is getting pleasure. Too bad Im not that giving. Not with this current state of mind, in this parish of mine.
If unnno get some dental dam, or a glad wrap then I can start to give some thought to the idea. Im sure will alot of therapy (and gagging) then I may be able to 'lick' the habit.
it's not like you ladies needed any more reason, but just incase ya'll did..here's to your health!!
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first off is baddavid a falaciologist...??? like seriously dog.. go pick up your degree lol..
secondly.. yeah.. i dont see nothing wrong with it.. in all honesty so far i've only been on one side of the fence.. never got up close and personal with the clitorial region. who knows what 2008 holds though. new year.. new things..
posted by taylor2nd
Ok what I’m about to say is shocking but frig it
I have always wanted to give oral sex!!
Yes!! But the vagina is not the cutest organ on the female body and baddavid already highlighted the very true fact that the vagina can smell. It so happened that the first time I decided that I would, with my face just inches away I was slapped with what was probably the worst smelling vagina in history, I learnt later that it was the early stages of a yeast infection trust me sent that was far from pleasant. And I have never tried again since. Now I’m in a relationship with the most wonderful woman I have ever know and I am always looking for new ways to please her. But I am scar-ed I don’t think oral sex is an option AT THIS POINT IN TIME but it COULD and perhaps WILL HAPPEN.
I dont know what a falaciologist...
An Ms Anonymous even if milk and honey running out of ur ukkutite, dat still dont mean my mouth fi go pan it.
I kno it makes women feel good, but Im a selfish fuck (unles u worth it like rensi) so I not normally into the whole 'make her feel good'
well, i'm very open minded i have no problem with down on my man, as a matter i fact it's something I now enjoy and he has no problem with returning the favour. So baddavid you need to get with the program!! ladies there's no feeling like watching your man squirm while you make his toes curl TRUST ME!!
Anonymous individual you speak about guys hiding and your name is "Anonymous" how ironic... so proud aren't we.
oral sex all the way!!!!! lol! guys are selfish..y'all jus wanna get get get and dont wanna give give give. as long as the female has taken a good bath, whats wrong wid doing it? sex shouldnt be boring, new things should be tried occassionally. for some women like maself, oral sex is the only thing that gives dem orgasms and make them 'climb the wall'...literally!! guys should be will to please their bonafide in ways that make her reach dat high point of satisfaction. if u not willing to please her how she wants to be pleased, then another man will.
its always good to know things about your partner, why not let her flavor be one of those things??
I have never given oral sex to a man but i have received...and its mind blowing...so guys i am sure the same pleasure you feel and want us to give you is the same thing we women want to feel...i plan to do it oneday...when i think i have the 'right' man...so i am not saying NAY
I think its selfish of you guys to want us to go down on our knees for you...but u cant do the same...if its someone you love and she take care of herself..then there should be no issues...becuz from the looks of it...sucking on something that can choke you...seeps nasty liquid during the act and sure can smell not so pleasant is not something we women enjoy either...
and anonymous i agree with you...lol..
and guys if you wont...someone else sure will...and nyam har weh from you even him buddy smaller than urs..lol...baddavid...sort out u girl..lol...
Ok Baddavid,
First of all, you sound very gay or just been around some stinking pussy which only means INFECTION.
I don't know what kind of woman you have been hanging around but i suggest you take her to see a OBYGN.
Oral sex is an act i think should be the ultimate between two partners. I dont think it is something guys/girls should just get up and do. i dont let any woman do it to me, call me scornful but not every girl can massage my dickhead with her tongue while 'HOOVERing' it in its entirety.
Now, if a man wanna return the favour more power to him, just mek sure the woman is well showered and clean.
If one of my breddrins do it, no problem, i dont hate on them but if u notorious for giving it all over the place it just means u aint clean and i am a 'germiphobe'.
note to baddavid...please dont watch Monk..please...
This topic will never die. This is how I see it, 85% of Jamaican women are receiving oral sex "they say" and 5% of Jamaican men are admitting to doing it. Then that 5% of men are doing a heck of a job. Ladies you have nothing to complain about. We who stand and say NO for what ever reason thats our thing even if some of us is eating because you know some men say "hell no" on the streets then go home and eat their words.
LOL @ baddavid (nasty up him shorts)...yute yuh still fucking inna clothes?? or you dida teif a piece....anyways, alot of these ladies are to blame cuz nuff a dem aren't exactly "zestfully" clean, i've came across a few unpleasant vagina's in my day - which trust me bruk me vibes to even touch her muchless have sex.....so the "ownus" is on the ladies to make sure dem ting sort out..b4 dem even tink bout bringin those questions to us men.
listen baddavid...di only reason i'm staying anonymous is because i dont want to reveal ur secret... stop "licking" out on it so much before i start talk di things!
Lol @ anonymous
Heads high kill her wid di no
no gyal nuh ave no secret fi u
heads high mi nuh give a fack
cuz mi mouth never go unda frock
heads hi kill her wid di 'ok fine'
frig first den cut wen u done wine
heads pum pum fi nuh dine
tell her fi move her blow wow.
Ask any of my exes. Badd David dont eat, I cannot dweet
Mi naah seh mi never finger her and then accidentally bite my nails without washing up first.
Im also not saying I never buss a car sex then pull up to the nearest KFC and vaginal fluid did mix wid BARBQ wings.
Im also not saying that mi never run my tongue over her inner thighs, bit her ass and kiss her atop her navel
but I am saying that these lips have never made contact with lips, labia, clit, gouch on a vaggy.
So gwaan bust di secrets, mek sure u ave video and written singatured testimonals to back up ur claim.
Boy stop lie, truth u fi speak
Bwoy no haffi hide ca mi know u a freak
Gwan use u (tongue) caz mi love when u dweet
Whe mi a lie fah? Love di man dem whe eat
Some a talk bout oh no
Nuff a dem a chat but dem a go low
From a gal u love nu fear
So when selector talk bout who nah dweet hand ina di air
Bwoy keep u hand dem a u side beca di gyal dem no care
Chorus:
Do it to me baby
No matter when no body say
Just Do it to me baby
Nuh listen when di DJ dem say
Do it to me baby
Nah tell no one nah tell nobody
Do it to me baby just
Do it to me baby
Verse Two:
Nuff a dem a sing bout a slackness dat
Lie dem a tell ca di gyal dem chat
Bout dem nah bow, well mek wi watch
Have him pan video under di (frock)
I m a talk bout oh no
Bwoy a freak under di sheet
So how come? Him a tell a man him musn't dweet
Say what u wanna say you haffi (bow) fi get some
Caz any bwoy whe na go dung, u know dat get bun
Bad david from yu a bite ass an a kiss inner thighs y nt jus admit seh yu suck di pussy n done.... listen ...it a di best thing since slice bread..it feel real good ...likkle syrup n ice n yu woman climb tree whe she nu see...come on man yu nu need NOT fi A hide it!
Sucking of the pum-pum is wrong. In the begining God created Adam and Eve. And he told Adam not to eat of the fruit of the center of the tree(The Tree Of Life). That was figuratively speaking. But who is the tree of life? and where is the center?
cuz i dont Nads. yu blind? it prolly feel good (to u!!).
Okay let me ask the ladies a question. You kno when u ave sex with a guy and u both orgasm and fluids splish splash here and there and wen it dry it becomes flaky and such. U affi scrape it off rite?
Doesnt that dried juice clump up on dem face mustache and beard? how foul is that?
Y'all are killing me....these people here in the office must think I'm crazy laughing out like this......David, u need to tell ur females to bathe or bathe properly as the case may be....If u do a small research u will find that it is when the vagina is not washed, or not washed properly, that causes that bad odour that ur referring to. When a female sweats, down there will sweat and more than likely carry an odour, but I don't think it's as bad as when they don't wash it. However, I do not think that that odour is as 'stink' as a man's penis especially at the end of the day when him come home sweaty and tired from work and gym.....Then again it just shows the nasty girl oonu talk to cause if u can done fuck har and see yeast all over ur shorts it shows how much she's malicing her doctor, that's just down right nasty ewww......and for the record, the penis is one of the main carriers of yeast, so for all u who like fucking bareback, David, ur probbly the one who gave her the infection in the first place!!!
bad david pls...if it nu clump up underneath yu finger nail when yu a bite it,or when it spill pon yu barbq wings y it ago clump up ina yu face?
Come on man...yu know betta than that!
...hence the reason u have a baby on the way.....never really listen to Mrs. Cutie, did u?? Or, maybe, the sperms escaped out of the condom....that could be a valid explanation......
...or maybe the condom burst ...riiight!!!
M-taye said...
...hence the reason u have a baby on the way.....never really listen to Mrs. Cutie, did u?? Or, maybe, the sperms escaped out of the condom....that could be a valid explanation......
*and david's down for the count*
buss a bwoy bizness!!!..lol
Nads ME KNOW!? ME KNOW!? HOW MI FI KNOW!?
i mustve wipe my hands off in my clothes, but i def kno cuz it splash pon me shorts and pants already (
And M bombo head Taye
My baby moms was worth getting the 8 3/4 inch without a jimmy on. Mi cant a waste all mi kids so.
One of dem did affi connect. And my babymoms clean and ting, she nuh ave nuttin. Her skin smooth and her teeth pretty. She nuh ave nuttin. Her cuts heal up and she naah lose weight. She nuh ave nuttin. lol
So try ur best...
M taye how comes u nuh bring one yet?
Lol according to this post, u swallowing all the kids? Ole vampire! :)
Or ur blood tainted and my boy nuh waan chance it. Dat cut weh me see pon ur shine forehead from dem times deh, all now it cant heal. :D
Always look like a fresh sore. And u stuck @ 135 lbs from wen? All the nyammings inna Xmas and no little weight a gain? lol
Get the ting sort out baby :)
jah know, d catty dem a give it to yuh parrie..but ladies - if the man him don't do it, who are ya'll to judge him or convince him otherwise?
bad david...me know! oh so a thats y yu eat she because she clean and ting, she nuh ave nuttin. Her skin smooth and her teeth pretty Her cuts heal up and she naah lose weight. She nuh ave nuttin.
thats y yu seh ask all urs exe's yu think yu smart? jus admitt it babes....aint nothing wrong wid it..once its clean
i am not gonna try convince anybody or judge...but dont expect me to do it and all have reason for me doing it....if u dont reciprocate
...so all lef fi do now, since "har cut heal up, she naa lose weight and she clean and ting", is go down on her.......
MY SON TURNED 3 ON NOVEMBER 23, 2007.......
it look like dem girls yah want baddavid go down pon dem. Cause it look more like a dem and him deh and not him and him baby mother.
David, yuh baby mother ever ask u to go down on her?
and the funny thing is, i've seen two or so men..who admitt that they might try it...but where are the ladies? none of the ladies nah admitt?? wassup wid dat??
but dem 2 or so men nah sell dem wares, dem just advertise once and gone.
shout dem up ryan, mek dem know women want nyammings.
Tell dem seh di women seh dem nuh smell bad, dem 'honey suckled' rofl lmao
Unno realise how nadz a try induct me inna di ting. Nads it easier u give me a hand job wid honey while throwing fire eyes pon mi tummy, dan mi fi eat di gummy gummy.
Kriq she not even hint it. She know that BD dont play wid dem tings deh.
And even if unno tie me up and force me mouth pon it, mi wulda full unno panty a vomit.
A nuh me! its just the i in me.
From wat i gather tho, david doesnt have a problem with pum pum juic cuz he said he consumed it quite a few times, his problem is actually making mouth to clit, tongue to tongue contact with it.
I see a new business opportunity..."bottled pu$$y juice" fresh from the springs.
Can mek a money off baddavid rofl
LOL....rofl....i hope una have a job fi gimme when i lose this one....bwoy david seh nuh "retr-eat" no surrender...unu caan force him fi do ntn..but i wnna know any of ya'll ladies willing to try it? even once? if we clean it up and shave it nice and ting...willing to try it? eh?
sean it seems like u a look a blow job! listen nu ....smth fi smth yu affi be willin to return di favor....lol
eeeh..nadz a dat yuh seh? K'riq it look like me BINGO...weh u seh nadz.. u gimme and me give you..some wah?
u haffi gi me first... and of course mi wi mek yu cum... lol
as the topic states - "I don't mind getting aHEAD in life" as long u don't expect it back...i can please you in other ways TRUST ME!
raaaaay dem yute lose dem chance. ask her to give u one and u owe her rofl then file bankruptcy after she done so yuh cyah afford fi repay her
Oral sex shouldn't be an expection, in the heat of the moment u do it if u want to do it. My husband can get it 3 times a day, 7 days per week, no problem there.....the problem is finding that husband worse like how I plan to get married in 2011...lololol. No oral sex b4 marriage!!!
M-Taye, i've been longing to say this but....will you marry me?? LOL...please?lol
Of course sweetie....just brush up on those areas that we spoke about....and u know I won't pressure u for oral sex.....I know where to get that.......lolol, yow mi mus get fired today!!
no prob. i'll stick it and you make him lick it...LOL...
m-taye and others, what if the guy use one of these on u in return.
So u give him head and he uses this toy.
http://www.adamevetoys.com/Vibrators/Clit-Vibrators/sp-velvet-touch-clit-licker-9414.aspx
All the man dem weh a buss shot inna session bout dem nuh give head a some of di biggest freaks. Tanya Stephens did dun draw dem out long time.
Come on guys don't be selfish, you want to get it so why not give it. Anyways the right girl can mek unno not even eat but nyam.
Seriously ladies men can be trained you just have to take it slow; they are all like puppies take your time and and don't push. One day he will surprise you and give it a try..once they start there is no turning back....they usual end up loving it for more than one reason.
Pum Pum fi nyam!! the amount a heads my woman gi mi, i did haffi nyam har pums. A mi bonified still.
The "Velvet touch Clit Licker" is used by a woman when a man is not present, K'riq....and why do I need Ryan to use that for me, I can use it maself....
John david to the world!!!! lol
M-taye, does it feel like a tongue?
as I said to each his own..dats not my thing and besides ma dick is WAAAAAYY longer than ma tongue suh ladies if ma dick can't reach it, i doubt ma tongue will..
K'riq, I have never felt it, I just went and viewed the website...Ryan that last comment was very shallow and it shows how little u know about sex...
actually M-Taye i beg to differ, i think my statment shows how much i know about sex..and how little i know bout ORAL sex - which i dont mind anyways
Selfish men never prosper! You guys have the same juices down there so don't even start with that nonsense. I don't know what kind of women your smelling but i know when I take a shower everywhere smells fresh. Give it a chance and you may change your mind, I've broken in a few men myself... your never too old to learn. ;)
Ok i know the ladies may not agree with me on this one but i personally DON'T think men who deny women of that particular pleasurable experience are selfish. I just think that is their choice, they are grown men (i will assume) and are free to do or not do as they please. Now as for the ladies again this is also a matter of choice. Some women do some women don't. There are men out there who will find girls to do just that and then go home to their "wives" and screw the living daylights out of her. Now these girls who are giving head to every Tom DICK and Harry who come their way are just plain old nasty heifers. On the other hand there are some women who have that one guy on the side who is willing to take his oral fixation to that level with her, however he understands that thats all he is. Trust me guys they are out there. Now how do I feel about it? I think if it is going to be done it should be kept within the realms of your RELATIONSHIP!! not with a random guy nor with a random girl. Both individuals should make an effort to be clean AT ALL TIMES!! It doesn't take that much to be clean. Trust me guys not all vaginae have that despicable scent that you are talking about. Usually its because the women sweats alot in that area sometimes because they do not shave or the vagina is not cleansed properly after her period or she indeed has or is treating an infection. FYI men get yeast infections too. Ladies WET WIPES and cotton underwear are your friends.Personally i prefer wet wipes to the regular 2 ply tissue. It leaves a cleaner feeling and its much softer. Now baddavid mentioned reasons not to practice oral sex on your female counterpart but if you look at it that way then there are similar reasons not to practice it on your male counterpart.
Perspiration is one reason. Yes that carries an odor too guys plus i don't think any woman wants to give fellatio to a man with sweat drenched penis and balls with ass sweat on his balls.
Urine is another reason. Most men just shake it off after urination that doesn't mean its all one guys. there is urine still on the tip of your penis, what woman wants that in her mouth. Then there are the guys who are not circumcised...TIP: turn it over(foreskin that is)and give it a good wash guys. There is also the fact that not all men shower after sex so there maybe fluids from some other woman on his penis. And then there is Yeast infections...yes men do get yeast infections and the downfall is we may not know that they have it because their symptoms are not as obvious as that of a woman with the same infection. So again its a matter of choice for both male and female but i think if it is being done it should be done within a relationship. And if you do it and you have to hide the fact that you doing it then i don't think you should be doing it. And finally no one should do anything that they are not comfortable doing for any reason at all.
well as bogle said evrybody dance but everybody a nuh dancer. Some girls were just born to giv head and some need training. If u girls goin 2 giv head make it worth ur while and put some effort in it..
1. dont use ur teeth
2. slightly suck it.. dont try to pull ma brain thru it
3. make urself look like u enjoyin it (depends on who u doin it to)
once u follow those simple tiblits u will keep your man around and you will get ahead in life (no pun intended).
As for the return policy on my part.. it doesnt exist.. i think i do enuf to compensate for goin down YOUR alley.. and ma fans kno.. I PUT MY BACK INTO IT!!
I think that nothing is wrong with oral sex. It becomes and issue because some likkle loose gyal do it to everybody. I think it should be sacred and stay between two partners who really care and love each other. Doing it to every guy devalues it. After all, sex is about pleasure in all kinds of way.
yow Sean, thats a good link, am gonna print that n show it my girl ;) she needs a copy on her notice board.
I wonder if that John- David feller is Bad David under sikes hmm
CC, I disagree, my buddy juices are definitely not like that secreated from ur vagina so stop with the alegations
Anonymous, u wanna be my teacher? am eager to learn innu
wow...........this is the topic on everyone's tongue. Ryan, you had all the right words to say, and I myself have been called a receiver and not a giver. I, however welcome it, i don't judge and shit, and people can say they do it or not, bottom line is who cares, life is there to live and if you wanna suck a cock, or eat some pussy, thats on you...Just don't pretend like you don't do the damn thing, and pretend like its a crime. I don't suck dick, but i got lots of female friends who do it, and more power to them for doing that. I like my shit the old fashion way (buddy buddy buddy buddy inna mi pum pum). As for the dudes who break off there rocks by eating up some pussy, well good for you, just don't front and pretend. I dont go around asking for my pussy be eaten, if a dude wants to do it, no arguments here, but imma let him know the oral sex ting is not me, you wanna have fun, you will.
As for you mr.sean, thanks for sharing your views, people need to grow up and just realize life is meant to be lived, its not for finger pointing on pussy suckers and dick eaters.....
I got friends who hate fucking, they just love to eat, and am thinking to myself, thats crazy, but hey am sure they are having the time of there life doing it...we all got one life to live, and I have been told that i am missing out on alot, by not sucking dick, but i just can't bring myself to do it, so more power to ya'll for doing the damn thing still...
I enjoy pleasing my man... I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH IT, he's never given oral sex to anyone including me and Jah know seh I dont want to be the first girl he does it to, cause if Im getting it I need a PROFESSIONAL like myself... I learned the theory of the Ultimate Head from Cosmopolitan Magazine and I've never failed to please him and the way his body responds even makes me wet & its an excellent stand in for when its my time of the month....Anyways TMI
To each his own, I would never force my man to do it because I've had my pussy sucked from my previous relationship that Im surprised my clit is still intact and I know now that its just a quick release for me, not very orgasmic or climatic for me...
I prefer a solid cock inside of me and juices a flow and I touch myself...LOL.....DVN
**climactic...DVN
So anonymous give us the secret of the ultimate head nu
wow DVN, it souns so rewarding to hear u speak like that n am not even getting a prize. Am wonderin if we can make some arrangements or supn??
Well...this is for sure a quite touchy topic. The funny thing about this as stephy said ia that many men say they dnt but really and truly do... for me i am nt against it, i jus dnt do it, full stop...everybody is entitled to live their life how they please... if one chooses to perform this act so be...and we dnt have to fight each other over it,jus kno urself as an individual and if you chooses nt to perform this act, so b it...leave the man/woman who wants to do it, let him/her do it
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